Miss 50 Bikini Contest is Impossible To Believe

I’ve checked this out on at least 20 sites.  Every single one of them claiming that this contest is real.  In Las Vegas apparently there’s a bikini contest for women that are 50-years-old and over.  The women have to have proof of age in order to enter the contest.  So if in fact these women are really over 50 then I really only have one thing to say.

Any woman that complains of being fat, having menopause, or does any type of whining about anything pertaining to their body that doesn’t have some sort of weight gaining disease or metabolism deficiency has absolutely zero excuse from this point forward to not at least try to look good.

Wow.  These women are a true blessing.

*And yes, I just found out this is total crap.  NONE of these women are 50.  Still though, they are hot.

She’s in better shape than your daughter

Menopause Rules

Metamucil!

Fiber One!

The Golden Girls

Fried Green Tomatoes!

Mary Poppins!

Best Side Boob Ever

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Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Here’s Heidi Montag hosting some event and finally she’s putting those big fake boobs to work in a bikini. I knew it was bound to happen, I just wish we didn’t have to wait this long. Anyway, I’ll never say anything bad about Heidi or her douche husband again. Those funbags get Heidi a lifetime Hollywood Tuna clemency. Enjoy.

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Puerto Rican Fireball Alana Rodriguez

Did you know that Alana Rodriguez is fully capable of doing her own hair and makeup?  You take that ability and the fact that she’s Puerto Rican, plus that fact that she’s incredibly hot and you have one humdinger of a lady.   Isn’t that awesome?

I’m not sure what else to say about Alana.  I do know that her gmail address is up for grabs in the link I just left you guys so you’re welcome.  And I also know that Alana gives 110% in all of her photo shoots so that’s nice to know.

Want to see pics?  Thought so.

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Sayuri Otomo Picture Gallery Photos

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Playboy Jamie Bradford Picture Gallery Photos

Throughout the years, Playboy has helped thousands of women reach their dreams and unlock their potentials. It’s not the smutty magazine that was once scoffed by mainstream media but a respectable publication. Jamie Bradford owes her popularity and self-confidence from Playboy. She has posed for a few special editions and those shoots made her realize her true love for modeling.

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The Hooters Swim Pageant in Ft. Lauderdale was Ridiculous

Recently, Hooters girls competed in the 2009 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts in downtown Fort Lauderdale.  More than 130 women from across the world competed in the annual contest.

So this essentially gave all the men in the audience yet another reason to leave their significant others.  While it may have lead some men to stray it simply baffled me.  Why?  Oh I don’t know.  Where are all these incredibly hot women in my neighborhood?

Why is that I can go online and find 1000 hot chicks in five seconds and yet I don’t see many in person?  Is there a conspiracy I don’t know about?

Oh yeah, on a side note. 75% of these girls are hotter than any famous actress.  Just thought I’d point that out.

Hooters contest after the jump

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