Saturday, October 23, 2010

Meet Claudia Verela

Claudia Verela

Where have you seen Claudia Verela? How about billboards, TV commercials, magazine advertisements, websites—this diminutive and insanely curvy Latina is the definition of a hard-working glamour babe. Print credits include Maxim en EspanolMMA MagSmoothLowriderFighters OnlyMuscleMag and Muscular Development, and perhaps her most memorable TV gig was a 2009 GoDaddy Super Bowl commercial. Yet despite the thousands of shoots and personal appearances she’s logged over the past decade, she remains fresh-faced, sugary-sweet and, as they say in her hometown of Miami, muy caliente. These days you can catch Claudia at Hot Chicks Stock Picks and Green Stocks Rock, where she reports on market news and all things green, and on her personal sites ClaudiaVerela.comand MySpace.com/ClaudiaVerela.

Birthplace: California, but I was kidnapped and taken to Miami at a very young age!
Current location: Arizona
Measurements: 34C-24-33
Upcoming projects: A ton of trade shows—girl’s gotta eat!
I think my best physical feature is: My eyes and smile (it’s pretty big and toothy)
Men say my best physical feature is: My lips and my boobs (although they’re smaller now than they use to be!)
My best trait is: I’m hard-working and compassionate.
My worst habit is: I’m a nail-biter.
I wish more men would: Be chivalrous and have better manners. Whatever happened to opening the door for a woman?
The way to my heart is: Through my stomach!
Compliment me on: My hair and my sense of humor
Pet name for my boobs: Just boobs.
Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: What happens in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom. A woman or man should never kiss and tell.
The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: A bustier-and-jeans combo or a mini skirt and stilettos
The sexiest thing I will wear in the bedroom: Nothing at all, of course!
A superficial thing I am attracted to: Muscles
My favorite physical feature on a man: All of him. I love everything about men.
My favorite trait in a man: Blue eyes
A man will impress me if: He treats a woman like a lady. I’m also impressed if he’s hard-working and has goals for his future, and is not afraid to laugh at himself.
A man will turn me on if: He’s himself.
A man will disappoint me if: He lies or direspects me in any way.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Be yourself.
I will not even give you a second look if: You’re an asshole or if you put down others.
I will sleep with you when: The time is right.
I will never sleep with you if: You’re an asshole or if you put down others
Don’t you dare: Kick the cat.
I am the ideal woman because: I’m myself. But then, no one’s ideal. An ideal is just that—an ideal.
I am not the ideal woman because: No one really is.
I am the best in the world at: Tying cherry stems with my tongue
I need a man who will: Put up with me.
In my opinion, astrology is: For the birds.
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My cooking.
The last movie that made me laugh: Dinner for Schmucks.
The last movie tht made me cry: The Notebook.
My philosphy of love: Love unconditionally, freely, and trustfully. If it’s meant to be, it will be. Don’t schlep your past baggage to each new relationship—you’ll tarnish it. I’m not your ex and you’re not my ex!
My philosophy of sex: It’s like pizza: Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.
My philosophy of life: Plan for the future but live in the moment. Stop dwelling on the past or you’ll miss the present.
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: Everyone knows you need a spicy, raven-haired, caramel-colored, mixed-background beauty like me in the mix! I’m also pretty witty—yet surprisingly modest too!
Like what you see? Claudia would appreciate your vote in the Miss Cobra Seats 2011 and Bud Light Bottle Modelscontests.

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The Many Sides of Jennifer Walcott


ennifer has appeared in more than ten reality TV shows, and was featured on the E! True Hollywood Stories: Football Wives episode because of her marriage to NFL safety Adam Archuleta. She’s also served as eye candy in a number of musical videos from artists such as Justin Timberlake, Sterophonics and Marc Anthony. Oh, did we mention she’s graced the pages of countless magazines?.























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Friday, October 22, 2010

Andressa Soares is Very Bootiful

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For the record I am by no means saying that Andressa Soares is this incredibly beautiful, hot woman that I’d marry at the drop of a dime.  But do you guys remember how I said that us men get into certain moods at times?  Like sometimes you’re into thin?  Sometimes you’re into 5 guys on one girl?

Well, I gotta say I’ve never seen a woman who makes an entire living off of her ass like Andressa Soares does.  It’s really a mind bender.  Sure she’s appeared in Playboy but I’m telling you guys, it’s ridiculous.

Nine out of ten pictures are of her doing some sort of booty thing.  And if I had two hours to kill?  I’d like that two hours to be plentiful with Soares tush.

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